10.000 Langkah Cerdas Anti Pikun #6

One day two very loving parents got into huge fight, the man called the woman a "bitch", and the woman called the man a "bastard".
Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean ?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentleman".
The next day the parents decided to have sex, the woman said "feel my tittties" and the man said "feel my dick".
Their son walked in and asked "what does tittties and dick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".
On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shit!" He said, the kid came in and asked," What's that mean ?" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.
Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, she cut herself, "Fuck!" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean ?" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.
Then the door bell rang. The Kid answered the door to his relatives and said, " Alright you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and tittties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the kichen fucking the turkey!"